If we were all alike

The world according to JJ ...

There would be a lot more pink in the world.  Schools, houses, stores and hospitals would be pink.  Of course,  they would all be made of paper and glitter.  One rainstorm and we'd be wiped out.  The military would be petitioned to stop what they are doing and focus on creating things like tooth fairies and unicorns.  It would be manditory to watch at least one episode of Full House before bed each night.  Although, we would all be making excuses to eachother as to why we are not tired yet.  All meals would consist of egg sandwiches and cucumbers.  Casseroles and stews would be outlawed.

Childbirth would be fast and painless, but would consequently result in the birth of a cabbage patch doll.  We would all be well aware of our "birthday party" status with everyone.  "I'm not inviting you to my birthday party!"  No more wondering if the invitation is in the mail.

We would never know who was in leadership because everyone would want to be the Princess.  We would probably end up with one princess from every Disney movie made.  World problems would be solved by using our kind words and doing a craft together.  Friendship bracelets would be a code of honour.

We would greet eachother with a hug and a drawing of our family.  Kisses would be manditory for a seperation longer than 3 hours.  Gum would be instituted in the classroom and everyone would be superstar of the week.  Spark nights would become statutory holidays and an outfit would be considered matching not on the basis of colour and style, but if each piece was pretty.  Everything would be spelled, "I, love, you, dear, dad and mom" and nothing would get cleaned because it's just too hard.

Days would be rated on a "little great" to "really great" standard.  Our healthcare system would be overflowed by invisible wounds that cause us to limp around until we get the appropriate amount of attention.  Anything could be considered a valuable treasure as long as it was given to them or someone else was playing with it at the time.  Jails would be filled with people crying and telling eachother they "thinks they were bad" and a pinky promise to be good would warrant an early parole.

All maps would lead to treasure and there would be a lot more giggling.

Yes ... the world would be an interesting place if we were all the same.