'A' is for Apple?

'A' is for Apple.  'B' is for Ball.  'C' is for Cat ....

Not in my world .... Here is the alphabet for Moms.

A is for A LOT of toys on the floor

B is for boogers

C is for crafts
D is for diapers ... thousands of diapers
E is for empty milk bags
F is for fingers that need to be washed continually
G is for giggles
H is for hungry all the time
I is for I love you
J is for jumping on stuff
K is for wet kisses
L is for leaky diapers
M is for Mommy? Mommy? Mommy?
N is for No!
O is for ooopps!
P is for poop
Q is for Quiet time

R is for riding in the stroller

S is for sippy cups

T is for tickles

U is for uh oh! (that's a Tee specialty)

V is for inside Voices

W is for wipes

X is for the funniest eXcuses.

Y is for Yo Gaba Gaba

Z is for zerberts on the tummy